What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:00
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-All the bad guys are black.
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